I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.

Death by sleeping bag.

Interests: (86)
4chan, 80's, acting, alvin and the chipmunks, awful jokes, azure ray, bad horror films, barnes & noble, books, british comedy, camp ojai, christopher walken, comedians, comedy, conan o'brien, correct grammar, date with an angel, david bowie, david lachapelle, dethklok, drawing, edward scissorhands, emmanuelle beart, english, eugene hütz, fat camp, film, fiona apple, flamboyantly gay men, gogol bordello, goldfrapp, gypsy punk, horror movies, icons, insults, jarvis cocker, joey ramone, jungle speed, junji ito, kevin mcdonald, kids in the hall, kurt vonnegut, lord of the rings, lotr, lotr trilogy, louis xiv, metalocalypse, michael caine, michael showalter, monkey spunk, monty python, music, musical numbers, musicals, pocky, postsecret, pulp, quentin tarantino, randomness, reading, rick mayall, rocky horror, saltine crackers, scary movies, sega genesis, shakespeare, simon pegg, singing, sketch comedy, sleep, squirrels, steve carell, steve perry, the decemberists, the godfather, the hollow men, the labyrinth, the perry bible fellowship, the ramones, the young ones, theatre, tim burton, trainspotting, uzumaki, velvet goldmine, wet hot american summer
I like:
Asian food, Jewish people, Michael Caine, California, bookstores, fat camp, musicals, theatre, correcting people's grammar, watching bad horror movies, Sega Genesis, laughing, really bad jokes, Dunkaroos, the word "countenance", David Bowie, Jungle Speed, squirrels, and Chipotle.

I don't like:
sunburn, Texas, bad drivers, humanity, falling off pedestals, walking into glass walls and/or stop signs, math, giving directions, the movie Deadbirds, and SPIDERS.

I'm a bouncy, headstrong, redheaded ball of sass.

I love to read. I'm sarcastic, mildly obsessive, offensive, neurotic, and bursting with fruit flavor.

And I have impossibly small hands.

I hate Christmas lights.